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Kaiser82GT
07-12-2010, 08:06 PM
Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
Lrd Vdr
07-12-2010, 08:08 PM
LOL!!!!!:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
AtLemacks87
07-12-2010, 08:19 PM
hahahaha thats awesome!
Mark86SVO
07-13-2010, 12:27 AM
:roflmao:
Kaiser82GT
07-13-2010, 02:31 PM
We tell so many jokes at work it's a daily routine before we head out for the day. Maybe I can contribute here regularly...they do say laughter is the best medicine :D
texasbullitt
07-13-2010, 04:02 PM
damn you are on a roll.....good one
Kaiser82GT
07-13-2010, 04:34 PM
I just noticed that was two days/two jokes in a row dogging "the fairer sex". I'm gonna have to pull an Obama and redistribute the wealth a little ;)
texasbullitt
07-13-2010, 05:08 PM
I AM SURE THEY CAN TAKE A JOKE......LOL ( ducking )

here is a pretty cool / funny 2011 camaro ss vs mustang gt video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkmUfnBMZDI

has some 'language' in it so ........ ;-)
Kaiser82GT
07-13-2010, 05:21 PM
Speaking of Camaros, I found this a while back and thought it was a bit funny:

Quoted from WikiAnswers in response to the question "What does camaro mean?"

Chevrolet produced an old French dictionary showing that the word meant "friend" or "companion", but Ford found an alternate meaning in an old Spanish dictionary-"a small, shrimp-like creature."