AMERICANTATTS
11-01-2009, 06:04 AM
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> Weight Loss
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> Program:
> A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
> weight loss program.
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
> Nike
> running shoes and a sign around her neck.
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
>
> The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
> Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
> A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
> happens.
>
> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
> 10
> lbs. as promised.
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
> stunning
> and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
> neck
> that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
> This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
> So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
> getting in better and better shape.
> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
> discovers
> that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
> he decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
> pound
> program.
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
> rigorous program."
> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
> a
> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
> and
> a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
> He lost 63 pounds that week.
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> Weight Loss
>
> Program:
> A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
> weight loss program.
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
> Nike
> running shoes and a sign around her neck.
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
>
> The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
> Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
> A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
> happens.
>
> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
> 10
> lbs. as promised.
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
> stunning
> and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
> neck
> that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
> This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
> So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
> getting in better and better shape.
> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
> discovers
> that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
> he decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
> pound
> program.
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
> rigorous program."
> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
> a
> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
> and
> a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
> He lost 63 pounds that week.
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